I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
oh
- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- *1;48am*
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
I’m DimmaDONE
onlyinourdreams:
SO LIKE TEXT ME CAUSE I DONT HAVE YOUR NUMBER
SO LIKE TEXT ME CAUSE I DONT HAVE YOUR NUMBER
wow I barely saw this
dopeasszeke:
How about you do something with your life and follow me??:))
How about you do something with your life and follow me??:))
Aww zeke! I miss you, okay : >
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
(Source: megaultracass)
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
(Source: jo--harvelle)
should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
(Source: taccone)
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
(Source: taccone)
